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very fun, but I have a few qualms

- The entire reload mastery set in combination to the reload bomb is extraordinarily good, so good that I barely even need a strategy if I decide to use that mastery in combo with a weapon like the blaster-SG12

- the summoner and rooted set, on the other hand, are very weak for their own respective reasons that I don't want to go in depth for but here's the short form: there aren't enough summoner upgrades, and even less that give mastery points, in order to substitute an entire playstyle. Even if you get very lucky and get all the best upgrades (turret, dog, turret upgrade and mastery), most summons are usually off doing their own thing, instead of whatever you're doing. The rooted mastery upgrades are extremely risky for not a high enough reward. the only one worthy of taking is the rooted damage, in tandem with the before mentioned blaster-SG12

- Lastly, and this is just a bug, I cannot buy the boom blaster. I am clicking and clicking but it won't let me buy it. which is troublesome because it's the one I'm most interested by.

I'll say it again, the game is REALLY FUN, but these things bothered me for when I wanted to try different playstyles.

0/10 it isn't perfect in every single possible way

the stardust door is the worst door to choose from when you're trying to beat a dungeon in my opinion because it has the largest jerk count than any of the other ones. although you might get lucky and have quite few, that might tilt over to the normal size of a large present door. Stats don't change efficiency. But I could be missing a major point that you are noticing.

it would be nice if we could get a sfx/music volume slider instead of just an on/off button.

actually, that is the max on all of those.

it would be a nice touch if we got some kind of reward when we finished a turn with action points left over, like for every action left over when you end your turn, you can either deal 50-200 damage or bake 50-200 muffins

sure!

Am I missing the materials for Brets "own" idea? Because i now have had over 10k of everything except space rings, stardust, and lollipops, which i still have gotten a lot of. Mom come pick me up I'm scared.

nothing feels better than getting your health/strength into 10

i figured it our you just hold esc for a long time.

screw it, 15 more

edit: OH GOD HELP THEY'RE CRASHING MY COMPUTER

help i accidentally made 5 geese at once how do i disable them

I am the true idiot

I also made a scale of what doors i think you should pick, assuming you're trying to beat the dungeon. It was made from my own experience. I call it: THE DEREK DOOR CHOICE SCALE (DDCS for short):

1. Shortcut door

2. Boring door

3. Wood door

4. Coco door

5. Gold door

6. Mystery door

7. Small present door

8. Medium present door

9. Large present door

10. Stardust door

it would be really cool if the drawing board on Derek´s classroom training actually meant something you can use in the game, like how many jerks it takes to hurt Derek by one health with the current strength, but that would have to take a lot of math, and a lot of different combinations. 

ok nvm it was the other one

I think i did, it's the stupid number isn't it?

Well if it is, then i might have a problem, as i only have one ghost and no way to get more

https://prnt.sc/qf5es2

so I'm mostly done with the broccoli, but now I can't buy any ghosts. it's not too expensive, it's just not there. Is this supposed to happen? can ghosts run out of stock?

edit: it has now been over 7 hours and it hasn't refilled or anything. I'm starting to think this is a glitch.